My Supernatural Experience & Special Offer

My brand new release, ‘The Intruders’ is currently 99p across all eBook platforms – KindleAppleKobo, and the paperback is just £5 on Amazon.

Today, I wanted to share a little about why I added a supernatural element to my latest psychological thriller. 

The supernatural has always fascinated me. I remember, as a child, my Aunt Sally taking me to our local spiritualist church. At the time, I had struggled to make sense of how generic statements from the medium such as ‘I have a man trying to make contact, who has brown hair’, or ‘I have an elderly woman here who used to like cake’ could result in so many raised hands, so many tears.

So much hope.

But of course, that was before I had lost someone, before I searched for meaning in everything, looking for signs that there was something else. Seeking the comfort, so desperately needed after a bereavement, when you question your own mortality, question everything. 

As a young mum I moved into a house where I immediately sensed… something. Something I didn’t understand and couldn’t explain. The radio would turn itself on, the temperature would drop drastically, things would move, once right before my eyes a DVD case shot across the table as though it had been pushed. Often, I’d smell cigarette smoke. I’m a bit of a science geek and I explored all possible explanations but couldn’t find something to explain everything that was going on. I didn’t feel threatened though. Whatever or whoever was in my home, and I was convinced something was, seemed very much benevolent.

I was asking the neighbour about the previous occupants, and he told me that an elderly man, Sid, had lived alone in my new home. Had died in his favourite armchair in the lounge. Gradually signs of Sid faded but every Christmas the radio would switch itself on, we’d smell cigarettes again. A lonely man wanting a family Christmas?

About four years ago my son wanted to watch classic horror films with me. Of course, The Amityville Horror, supposedly based on a true story, was one of these.

Fascinated with the house, after we’d finished the movie, we googled. We learned more about its dark history, the murders of the previous occupants – the DeFeos – that had taken place before the Lutz family who featured in the film brought the property for a knock down price.

We researched the people who had brought the house after the Lutz family fled after allegedly terrifying supernatural experiences.

We began to discuss whether we would knowingly move into such a property. The people who did, seemingly without reservation. Perhaps enticed by the financial saving.

I knew I wanted to base my 9th psychological thriller in an abandoned house which had a dark history, a dark energy and a horrifying secret at its heart.

Immediately a couple popped into my head, Cass and James who become my main characters in ‘The Intruders’. 

Cass and James want to live together but due to the cost-of-living crisis have been unable to save for a deposit. They are offered the chance to act as caretakers in Newington House and live there rent free. At first, James is aware of the history of Newington. 30 years previously almost all the occupants of the Madley family had been murdered there. Cass, initially, is unaware. 

When she discovers the truth, she’s reluctant to move in but James persuades her there is no chance of the past being recreated.

After a few days of living there Cass very much believes that the spirit of one of the murdered occupants still lingers in Newington House. James, is much more logical, batting away all of Cass’s concerns with a rational explanation. James comes up with all sorts of reasons why the clock at Newington constantly stops at 8.15, why the same window on the landing seemingly opens itself. 

Much like Cass and James, my husband and I have different views. When writing this book I was coming up with creepy ideas and telling him there couldn’t possibly be a rational explanation for it other than a spirit, and my husband was coming up with something based in reality I could use for James’s point of view.

Is there really a supernatural presence at Newington House? I’ve left it up to readers to make their own mind up. Not everyone believes in dark energy and spirits and you don’t need to in order to enjoy unravelling the mystery at the heart of Newington House. The shocking reason for the Madley’s downfall. But if you do believe in ghosts, you might just be convinced that Cass is right.

Team Cass or Team James? Read the story and decide for yourself. 

It’s been wonderful seeing The Intruders hit the Top 30 on Amazon and the Top 20 on Apple. BIG thanks to everyone who has read, reviewed and recommended. Grab yours today while the special offer is on. 99p – KindleAppleKobo, paperback £5 Amazon.

A publication thank you!!

It’s been a whirlwind few days since ‘The Intruders’ was released in the UK and I wanted to say a huge THANK YOU for all the support.

I’m blown away by all the reviews and SO happy to have a 4.6 average star rating on Amazon. If you’ve read & enjoyed and had a few moments to pop a review online they really do make such a difference to a new book’s visibility. I was so nervous with this book as I took a bit of a risk by including a hint of the supernatural (and I’ll be explain what the supernatural means to me in a post soon).

Last week, it was lovely to take my mum into BBC Radio Northampton (her favourite station) where I was being interviewed by Bernie Keith (her favourite DJ). Bernie was so patient taking the time to show her round the studio and explain how the equipment works.

My online launch was great fun. It’s a fabulous to connect with readers and giveaway lots of books and bookmarks. Thanks to all who attended.

My Waterstones launch was a rollercoaster of emotions.

It was my first physical launch since Covid and I was ridiculously nervous. Sarah, the manager, and Jules who hosted my Q&A couldn’t have been kinder. I was overcome at the support and so grateful to those who came along, particularly as I know some of you have travelled a long way. So many people turned up we didn’t have enough chairs so apologies if you had to stand. I hope the refreshments made up for it! I had these fab cupcakes made and bought so much booze I think we’ll still be drinking it at Christmas!

It meant the world to me having my family there. My kids (so grown up!), daughter-in-law and sister are incredibly busy but their presence brought some much needed calm!

I was really spoiled on publication day with flowers from my publisher and agent. My sister gave me this beautiful silver swan pendant (which has a special meaning in the book) and my lovely friend, Sarah, had this slate sign made for me. Newington House is a character and Cass and James really should have run while they had the chance…

You can find The Intruders in Tesco, Asda, Sainsburys from the 25th, Waterstones, iBooks, Kobo, Google Play, and all good bookshops as well as Amazon,

I’ll leave you with some review quotes – BIG thanks if one of these is yours and I’ll be posting soon about my own supernatural experience.

“Fast paced, with a tense & creepy atmosphere. There are plenty of twists & turns that keep you guessing right to the unexpected ending.”

“With its cleverly constructed plot and spine-tingling atmosphere, “The Intruders” leave a lasting impression.”

“Do not read it alone or at night. This is the stuff of nightmares! It is also utterly brilliant.”

“I thought I had it all worked out, but I was oh so wrong and always a step behind! The house feels so creepy & I could feel the hairs on my arms standing on end. An easy 5*”

It’s publication day!!

It’s UK publication day for The Intruders!!! (Other territories to follow).

My latest psychological thriller is available right now via Amazon, Waterstones, iBooks, Google Play and Kobo. You can also find it on the shelves in Sainsburys, Tesco and… I am THRILLED to share that it’s a Karin Slaughter Crime Book pick for Asda (with exclusive extra content). I’m a HUGE Karin Slaughter fan.

Any book store has the ability to order a copy in so if your local shop isn’t stocking it, and you’d like a copy, please do ask them.

My 12th book is definitely my creepiest yet. It’s set in an old manor house that has been abandoned 30 years previously, Newington House is almost a character in itself.

I’ve lots to share about this story but for today, here’s the blurb: –

They were told to leave. They should have listened.

The perfect opportunity…

A manor house available rent-free to house-sitters is an offer too good to miss for Cass and James, who have been saving for a deposit on their own home for so long.

Although it had been abandoned for almost thirty years, after a home invasion left almost all the inhabitants dead, it is an amazing chance for them to build their future.

But is it worth the price?

Shortly after moving in things take a sinister turn. Objects disappear and turn up in odd places, the clock always stops at the same time, the house is strangely oppressive and sometimes it feels like Cass and James are not alone.

Newington House may have bad energy, and a dark reputation. But surely there’s no reason for history to repeat itself, is there?

I do hope you read and enjoy it.

Louise x

Giveaways & invitations!

It’s just TWO sleeps until publication of The Intruders! I am SO looking forward to my 9th psychological thriller, my 12th published book overall, reaching readers.

The early reviews have been fabulous, The Sunday Post calling it ‘Breath taking. This thriller with freak you out from the prologue.’

My paperbacks have arrived and I’m very excited!

I wanted to just touch base and let you know about some events coming up which you are, of course, invited to.

On Wednesday 10th April on my Facebook page I’ll be hosting a live launch at 7pm GMT. I’ve lots of giveaways planned so as well as chatting and answering your questions about books, writing and publishing, I’ll be giving away fabulous titles such as Karin Slaughter, After That Night, and Adele Parks, Just Between Us and many more.

On Thursday 11th April I’ll be chatting to the fabulous Bernie Keith on BBC Radio Northampton at around 10.30 so do tune in or listen on catch up if you can.

At 6.30pm in Waterstones, Market Harborough they’ll be a book signing and a Q&A. I’ll be bringing along cake and wine. This is a free event – there are very few tickets left.

At 6.30pm on 23rd April I’ll be celebrating World Book Night at Corby Library sharing my favourite books. Details here.

Also coming up are chats with Spice FM, the Writing Community Chat Show and the RNIB podcast. Details to follow.

That’s all for now.

Hope to see you soon.

Louise x

Book events & giveaways!

It’s been a busy year writing wise but I wanted to quickly touch base to let you know of some events and giveaways coming up.

This Wednesday, 6th March, at 18.30pm, in an early celebration for International Women’s Day, I’ll be in conversation, online, with the fabulous Lancashire Women. This charity do such an amazing and valuable job supporting and empowering women. We’ll be talking about the power of stories and I’ll be answering any writing or publishing questions you might have. Donations are welcome but not essential. Grab your ticket here.

Lancashire Women are also hosting a raffle, with the option to enter for free, with some amazing prizes including experiences, gin, Lego and a some of my books, signed and dedicated to the winners.  You can enter here.

It’s just 5 weeks until my next psychological thriller, ‘The Intruders’ is published (available to preorder now).

There are some great author endorsements including, ‘Full of twists, turns, with fiendishly clever misdirection’, and ‘What a story! The Intruders had me turning the pages, wondering how it all fitted together – and when the truth started to unfold, it did not disappoint. Absolutely loved it.’.

I’ll be hosting a live launch on FB on 10th April at 7pm. There’ll be prizes in the week leading up to this. Do confirm your attendance here to be notified when prizes are posted.

I’m also having my first in person launch since lockdown! It’ll be at Waterstones, Market Harborough and is open to all. Do come along for some book chat and, of course, cake! Tickets are free but do please register your interest here to give the store some idea of the numbers.

Lastly, 2 of my titles are currently 99p during March on all digital platforms. Kindle links – All For You and The Fall.

Hope to see you soon,

Louise x

Giveaways! The Intruders

I can’t believe we’re in February already! The year is racing past.

In just 10 weeks my 9th Psychological thriller, ‘The Intruders’ will be published and is available to pre-order now via Amazon! This is definitely my creepiest book yet (just look at that cover!) and excitingly I have some early proof copies to give away.

Here’s the blurb –

 

They were told to leave. They should have listened.

The perfect opportunity…

A manor house available rent-free to house-sitters is an offer too good to miss for Cass and James, who have been saving for a deposit on their own home for so long.

Although it had been abandoned for almost thirty years, after a home invasion left almost all the inhabitants dead, it is an amazing chance for them to build their future.

But is it worth the price?

Shortly after moving in things take a sinister turn. Objects disappear and turn up in odd places, the clock always stops at the same time, the house is strangely oppressive and sometimes it feels like Cass and James are not alone.

Newington House may have bad energy, and a dark reputation. But surely there’s no reason for history to repeat itself, is there?

I cannot wait for readers to get to know Cass and James. The first giveaway will be exclusively to recipients of my newsletter so if you haven’t signed up yet you can do so here. You’ll get 2 free short stories and I promise I’ll never bombard you.

I’ll also be running giveaways via Instagram and Facebook so do pop over and follow my pages to make sure you don’t miss out.

Soon, I’ll be sharing details of my live online launch and the prizes that’ll be up for grabs.

Louise x

Cover reveal!! New book alert

LOOK!!!

I am SO excited to share the cover & details of next psychological thriller (no. 9!!) ‘The Intruders’ which publishes in LESS than 3 months!

It’s available to preorder now via Amazon, Waterstones, Apple, or wherever you prefer to buy your books from in the UK. (US/international news coming soon).

I can’t wait reveal more about this in the next few weeks but for now, here’s the blurb.

The perfect opportunity…

A manor house available rent-free to house-sitters is an offer too good to miss for Cass and James, who have been saving for a deposit on their own home for so long.

Although it had been abandoned for almost thirty years, after a home invasion left almost all the inhabitants dead, it is an amazing chance for them to build their future.

But is it worth the price?

Shortly after moving in things take a sinister turn. Objects disappear and turn up in odd places, the clock always stops at the same time, the house is strangely oppressive and sometimes it feels like Cass and James are not alone.

Newington House may have bad energy, and a dark reputation. But surely there’s no reason for history to repeat itself, is there?

The Intruders, publishing 11th April 2024.

Hope you love it as much as I do.

Louise x

Diary of an author – the highs & lows of 2023

Hello

I can’t believe we’re almost at the end of another year.

2023 has been an odd time.

My dog was viciously attacked this Spring (and thanks to all of you who sent well wishes after reading that post) and so much of the year has been focused on his recovery, along with me trying to manage my own health conditions. I’ve barely blogged or sent any newsletters but I’ll try and make up for that in the New Year with the first of an exclusive giveaway for everyone signed up to my newsletter. If you haven’t already, you can sign up here and you get 2 free short stories.

It hasn’t all been doom and gloom though, there have been some real highlights for me.

Visiting Sicily earlier this year was a dream come true. You can read my blog post about that here. It was also my 10th wedding anniversary and my husband and I spent the night in an elephant lodge at West Midlands Safari Park. My post about that is here.

My 8th psychological thriller, The Fall, was released and it’s been one of my best selling paperbacks. I’m very grateful to everyone who has bought, borrowed from the library, recommended and reviewed. A star rating online or word of mouth really does make such a huge difference to a books’ visibility.

Early next year, I’ll be sharing the details of my 9th thriller and I’m so excited I’ll be able to send out some early copies. It’s a little bit different for me and I loved writing it.

It’s been joyous to see some new foreign editions of my existing books out there too. My latest release, last week, was for my debut Amelia Henley book ‘The Life We Almost Had’ which is newly published in Serbia. There will be more Amelia Henley book news next year.

I’m currently working on a new thriller and I’m enjoying it so much I know I’ll miss the characters over the Christmas break. I’ve planned some time off to be with my family. We’re already getting into the Christmas spirit visiting the display at Centre MK and having a Christmas lunch (complete with homemade eco crackers) at New Lodge Farm.

I never take for granted the time I have with people I love because I know everything can change so quickly. This time of year can be tough and lonely for some so do check in on those around you. If you need someone to talk to The Samaritans are open 365 days a year. Their number is here.

Over on Facebook, I run a Sunday book share every week. It’s a lovely little community and I adore hearing what everyone else is reading. I’ve bought far too many books this year (is there such a thing?!) thanks to all the recommendations. If you don’t currently follow me on Facebook do pop over and have a look at my page.

Lastly, if you use Bookbub you can follow me on there and they will let you know when they are running 99p deals.

Currently, The Stolen Sisters and The Fall are 99p on Amazon Kindle during December.

All that’s left is for me to wish you a very Happy Christmas and all the best for the New Year. I hugely appreciate the support my lovely readers show me. Being able to write full time isn’t something I take for granted and I wouldn’t be able to do it without you.

With love,

Louise x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Taormina, Sicily. What we did on our trip!

Sicily has always been on my wish list, I want to write a book set here, and earlier this year we were lucky enough to visit.

We’d been through a tough time and I wanted us all to have a relaxing break which meant I didn’t want a hire a car and tour around the island, as we’d previously thought we might. After extensive research (I do love research!) we settled on Taormina. It seemed to have lots to do and also be very walkable. We didn’t want anywhere too big, too busy, too overwhelming.

This was our first trip abroad since the pandemic and as our departure date approached we anxiously watched the news reports about the terrible storms Sicily was experiencing, the floods. Would we even get there? 

Thankfully our trip went ahead as scheduled. Our journey went without a hitch (our journey there anyway…) and once we landed on the island a sense of calm washed over me. Even in the rain, Sicily is breathtakingly beautiful.

We stayed in Hotel Villa Diodora and couldn’t have wished for a better location. Our rooms were spacious and clean (and when it comes to cleanliness I can be pretty picky). The views stunning. Our rooms overlooked Mt Etna and the sea. The pool area was really comfortable, again with those stunning views. The staff really friendly.

The temperature wasn’t what it usually was for Spring. Between 18-21, overcast with rain forecast every day. I am not a fan of the heat so this didn’t bother me at all. The hotel lent us umbrellas and we set off to explore. 

First stop was the Greek theatre which was directly opposite our hotel. The panoramic views (view is going to feel overused in this post but honestly, everywhere is so stunning) were worth the climb. (If you use the other entrance nearer to the town centre there isn’t so much of a trek). Steeped in history it was easy to visualise the shows that have taken place here. Going off season (and in the torrential rain) meant that it wasn’t very crowded. I can imagine that’s every different in summer. There is a café here although we didn’t use it, choosing instead a small restaurant tucked away in a side street.

I could write an entire blog post about the food we ate (although a tiramisu every day was the constant for me). The meals were incredible, everything bursting with flavours. Since being home we’ve switched to a mainly Mediterranean diet and feel so much healthier for it. We ate in various places and didn’t have a single disappointing meal. 

Taormina itself is so pretty to wander around. Cobblestone alleys, tiny museums, stunning churches, there’s something unexpected around every corner. The cathedral is glorious.

There are plenty of shops to suit all budgets, if shopping is your thing. If not the town square is still a cool place to with a coffee sit and watch the world go by.

Next door to our hotel are the free to enter public gardens. Founded by Lady Florence Trevelyan a noble Scottish lady who left Scotland after having an affair with heir to the throne Edward VII. The gardens are now the property of the town and used by locals and tourists alike. It’s a lovely place to sit and chill and gaze at the (sorry, again) view.

Being a writer, on my must do list was a visit to Casa Cuseni which I’d highly recommend. The house, now a museum of the arts has such a rich history, explained to us during one of the friendliest tours I’ve ever taken. As well as the history of the owners which was fascinating, I loved hearing about the many artists, writers and painters have visited to work or seek inspiration including Roald Dahl, Tennessee Williams and Henry Faulkner. The gardens were beautiful (in the rain) and…. Sorry, but the view!

My son’s highlight of the trip was the cooking class we took at Porta Messina. Advertised as a pizza making class it was so much more. We began making pasta and then while the staff were clearing up from that we got to sit with the rest of the group, drink wine, eat cheese and chat. Then it was on to pizza, choosing our own toppings. When these were cooked we all sat and ate them together. It was so sociable and great to mix with visitors from all over the world.

We took advantage of a break in the weather and wandered down to the Islo Bella beach. There is a shuttle bus that runs regularly from the town centre. Unfortunately, the many steps down to the beach were too steep for me (I do have mobility problems) but we sat at the top and had a gelato. (My top tip for Taormina is take trainers because everywhere is hilly.)

We also got a couple of hours by the pool. I can’t say it was entirely relaxing for me with my son reading my newly released psychological thriller, The Fall, one side of me and my husband reading my debut Amelia Henley love story ‘The Life We Almost Had’ the other…

Castelmola is a breathtakingly beautiful traditional village. It’s high vantage points lets you take in the scenery (see, I didn’t use ‘view’) across a huge amount of the island. We got the bus here and had a lovely couple of hours wandering around and stopping for lunch.

Before we left home we had booked a photo shoot with the lovely Nunzia. We first tried a photo shoot when we went to Paris for my BIG birthday (you can find my blog post about that here) and found that wandering about with a local photographer meant we discovered some hidden gems off the beaten track. It’s a fun way to learn more about the place you’re staying in.

There are so many other things we did but I’ll end with my absolute favourite, The Italian Opera. I’ve always wanted to try an opera but the often 4 hour running time has put me off in the past. Not in case I was bored, but because I find sitting in one position for too long painful. The opera in Taormina is a 90-minute show of highlights from various operas. Before the show you enter the courtyard (via a red carpet). The courtyard is incredibly pretty with hundreds of fairy lights. A glass of fizz and some nibbles are on offer (as they are in the interval) and made the evening seem even more special. The talent of the performers was phenomenal and really moving.

Our trip ended on a low point, cancelled flight, having to leave our hotel, trying to find somewhere else to stay, difficulty rebooking new flights while making arrangements for our cat and dog at home. Then a delayed flight because of the storms (did I mention I wanted this trip to be super relaxing) but nothing can spoil the memory of Sicily.

Taormina, you have our hearts.

We spent our anniversary with an elephant (West Midlands Safari Lodges)

A few weeks ago Tim and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary. 

It seems far longer than a decade ago that we eloped to Gretna Green (and you can read my original blog about that here).

I had big dreams for our anniversary. I had my heart set on renewing our vows, this time with our families present, but after a series of bereavements and health challenges I couldn’t muster the energy to pull anything together. Already feeling defeated by life before I’d started, I fell at the first hurdle, trying to find a venue, and so reminded myself how lucky I was to be married anyway. I didn’t need to do anything special.

As the day crept nearer though I was feeling better.  I knew that although we didn’t need to do anything, I really wanted to. Time to come up with a Plan B. 

With parental responsibilities, pets, and work, it wasn’t feasible to go away for longer than a night so although I felt the tug of Paris (I always feel the tug of Paris…) it was time to find something closer to home.

I am a huge animal lover so when a google search revealed the Safari Lodges at West Midlands Safari ParkI felt a frisson of excitement, amplified when I read that the lodges all have air conditioning. I’m not a lover of the heat and with our unpredictable summers it gave me peace of mind to know that we’d be comfortable.

We chose an Elephant Lodge (and I’ll run through the various options briefly below in case you are thinking of booking). The lodges aren’t cheap but it was a special occasion. The price includes two days entry to the park, a private sea lion show, evening meal and breakfast.

We arrived at West Midlands at 11. You have to park and drop your belongings off at check in hut as the lodges are mainly pedestrianised (although there is a provision for disabled visitors). At first, I found it overwhelming. I rarely go to super busy places since Covid. Being school holidays it was packed. Noisy. The booking-in process chaotic. There were families waiting to drop their luggage off and check in, as we were. Families waiting to collect their luggage to leave. Only one lady manning the desk. In the pit of my stomach, a curl of anxiety. Had we made a mistake? This was supposed to be romantic.

Eventually, luggage left, passes distributed and although we couldn’t access our accommodation until mid-afternoon we were free to explore.

Safely cocooned in our car again, I began to relax. We joined the queue for the drive through part of the park. Then we were in amongst the animals. The park was vast, really well maintained. The animals had oodles of space to roam. We had been given animal food so we could feed certain species out of the window, at other times we had to keep the windows rolled up.

It was a joy to take photos. I haven’t really used my camera much since Covid and I ended up with about a zillion pictures.

Then we could access our accommodation. On the door to our lodge hung some freshly baked bread (I mean in a bag, the handle wasn’t speared through the crust). I was won over before I stepped inside.

Our lodge was amazing. It looked exactly like the photos online which isn’t always a given, is it? The lodges are all family sized, the upstairs completely wasted on my husband and I but I guess it’s more economical for the park not to have lodges for two. It was clean. We were provided with robes, no slippers though. Our outdoor space was just as spacious and comfortable as the inside. There wasn’t an elephant in sight though (yet).

When the park closed, the atmosphere changed. The lions began to roar and they were SO loud. We could see them from our lodge (we were provided with binoculars) and with the absence of cars, greenery stretching as far as we could see, it was hard to believe we were in the same place. A calmness descended.

A keeper attached a hay bale outside of our lodges and before long Six, the elephant, trundled along for her dinner. She was adorable. We stood outside to watch her. After a period of time though I realised she was alone. I’m not an animal expert but I did feel sad about this as I thought elephants were herd animals. We set off to find a keeper to ask some questions.

The keeper was happy to chat, tried to reassure me that Six had been brought up on the park, the keepers were her friends and she wasn’t lonely. I’m glad she gets plenty of company, although I’m not convinced that humans are the same to her as  having one of her own species with her. But the keepers are committed and caring and the animals are clearly very well looked after.

We wandered around to some of the other lodges while the park was closed. It really felt very special to be there after hours.

Then, dinner! 

I had told Tim I wanted to dress up for dinner, he didn’t realise though that I had brought my wedding dress with me. As it turns out I didn’t wear it for long because, well, because I could barely zip it up, let alone breathe and sit down. I had no chance of eating in it. The first time around I had to be taped into it because it was so loose, now I needed a shoehorn to prise myself into it. Still, it was lovely to wear it again, albeit it only for a short time.

Dinner came in jars. Yes, jars. We had selected what we wanted from the menu a few days before. There was a microwave and plates and you fended for yourself. We had crayfish to start followed by a fish pie. It was all really tasty. Then, make your own Eaton mess which was lovely.

We sat outside with a glass of wine and watched Six until she wandered off to bed.

The bed was comfortable, the curtains thick and heavy. In the morning, we were delighted to see Six outside again having her breakfast which I bet tasted infinitely better than our breakfast. As gorgeous as our dinner had been the night before some things clearly do not work in a jar. Reheated bacon, scrambled egg and beans, all kind of damp and soggy through the moisture created by the glass.

Just. No.

Then it was time to check out. While the porters collect the luggage guests are invited to a private sealion show which was really entertaining. It was heartening to hear the trainer say at the beginning that she couldn’t guarantee how many sealions we might see, if any, because if they didn’t feel like performing they weren’t made to come out.

We loaded up the car and then spent the day wandering around the walkable part of the park. I braved the bat cave which, although I am scared of things that fly, was fine because I couldn’t actually see anything in the dim light. I passed my lack of sight off as bravery but then we went in the bird house and when a bird landed on me I screamed and ran away.

Did I mention how brave I was in the bat cave though…?

Then, a quick visit to the fair. I do love a ghost train. When we came out the other side the attendant said to me, ‘Are you okay? I was really worried about you.’

I replied, ‘I’m fine, why?’

And he said, ‘You’ve been in there for 4 months.’

Immediately, my writer mind kicked in, notepad came out of my bag and I stood, in the rain, jotting down notes for a creepy short story. Thanks random Ghost Train guy!

A last ice cream and it was time to go home. 

Thanks to all the staff (and animals) at West Lodge Safari Park for a brilliant time.

A quick run down of the lodges: – 

Elephant, Rhino and Giraffe – these are the only lodges that offer an outside space because, well, tigers etc. We loved sitting out, having a glass of wine and surveying the park when it had closed. It really felt like getting back to nature.

Lions and Tigers – when these passed by the viewing areas they were SO close and quite a sight. But when they aren’t visible the space might feel a little enclosed. One of the tiger lodges has a hot tub though!

The cheetahs. This was right by the elephant and we spent a lot of time at this viewing platform and although we could see their ears poking up from the long grass we didn’t see them move at all. Two lodges back on to the run and are opposite each other so you might be aware of the other occupants. I’m sure when the cheetahs are active it’s an incredible sight.

Red Panda cottage – this is the only one that is set in the actual walk around part of the park. There is one panda (I think) and it popped out every now and then. When the park is open everyone is standing staring at the Panda boxes and at the cottage, although once the park shuts this isn’t an issue. It looked really cosy.

The lodges are all angled so you aren’t aware there are other people around you (think Centre Parcs). Honestly, I don’t think you’d be disappointed with any of them.

We’d love to return.