SoCS – Double your money

I received an email this morning via Linkedin from a ‘Wealth Manager’ who promised he can double my money. Apparently he has created some of the richest families in the UK. Indeed he can practically make me a millionaire by tea time and can meet with me straight away if I agree.

I have to admit I am tempted. I currently have £2.47 in my bank account. If he could magically transform that into £4.94 this afternoon that could buy my obligatory Saturday evening bottle of Merlot. Now where’s his number ……………….

Written for Streams of Consciousness Saturday. Prompt double.